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eeth wuzz nurmel dei wen mi pley coontr-strikk-sauce. i luv dis gaim, me huz liek 5000 kilzz nd mi pleid liek 10000 hour alredi

untill me iz find surbr colled "generic counter strike 10001", me iz join eet den me coonter-stark sauce crash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i tri 2 relonch teh gaim, it says "cunt-strike: sauce has stopped working", after 1 munt of ficksing teh prublem, me gaim finilly wrk!1111111, but me titl skreen lukk bit off, ther r nu ct at menoo, juss teh nurmel backgrund, olso tah cunt-strike sauce logo haz no ct guy on eeth, annd tah cunt strikk saus logo is use cumik-sense fant

den i go 2 bet rum n sed 'ermagewd' n bek 2 plai teh gaem

wen i plai s truris i kill liek 69 cunt er truris n plen teh bom, wen im fines i hied. Sudanli sum1 divuse teh bom but no 1 sed cunt r toreris ween n im liek 'wat teh fuk' den i go 2 lokign 4 ppl but no1 is der n mai cunt shriek: sauce krased. Kso i aksd mai dik broter, err am sry i meen bik brotehr 2 ficks it coz am boerd. He sed dat teh gaem iz fien n not kras n lev teh rum. Wen i plai im teh map 'duts' i seen jeef teh kirel, err am sry i meen jef teh kilr, pls forgiev me jef if u rid dis. Aftr it i was so skard and askd mai hoel tiem 2 covr me n evri1 cum 2 me n ax 'was rong?' i sed 'i sea jef teh kiler' but evri1 do'nt belif me but dey agri 2 protek me. Wen 1 luk teh remnaimng tiem iz sed '69 hurs lef' n i sed 'wat teh fuk iz so long' den mai toreris tiem stard 2 kil al emeni n 1 enmi lef n hes jef teh klier. Den aftr plai hied n sek wit jef for liek 69 hurs we stil cu'nt fin jef n git bord kso we plai landun brige on ct bass and sudenli jef cum. He onli use kniv n gas. He trow teh gas @ us. Teh gus is veri wreid n maek us skrin blek out. Aftr liek 69 sekn l8r we waek up n is in ded posishun but we not ded yet. Den i see jef tbag ing mai tiem maet n sed 'hahahaahahahaa'. His faes is veri skeri n is not cs skin. Den jef ues teh kniev n kill us al n we respawn b cos teh gaem is N. Teh skoer is 69-0. Den im angri n ues aimbot 2 kil teh Ct b cos jef is ovur pwerd. N i rid dat jef ce'n be kild wit onli desrt eagl so i buy drst egl n hedshot jef n jef was liek 'wat teh fuk hoo did u do dat?' n said 'i wil cum 2 ur hos 2 nite' n he lef teh gaem Wen i wan 2 slip i was skari n i cal my brotr agen wen i coem 2 his rum hes master baiting n cum 2 mai faes n saed 'am sry, fagit' n lok teh dor. I cum bek 2 mai rum n wiep mai faes den i hied on teh blanked n wats p***hub.com n master bait liek mai broter den sum1 knok mai door den i open Iz jef teh kiler n i shok n cum 2 his faes i sed 'am sry jef am master baiting' n i wiep his faes m hied agen. He sed 'go 2 slip aleks' n i lauhg. I sed 'ha3 am not aleks' n jef git imberesd n sed 'am sry ur not teh rite guis. ' Den he see my cs sauce stil runign n sed 'ermagewd ur teh pro gui frm cs' den he ax 2 b mai fren. Hes actuali niec pershun n he tits me 2 b pro in cs sause wit onli kniev n gas - TO BE CONTINUED -

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