Hullo, im joe, i wana kill yo- OOPS, I meat to say: This story is rel. so, It was very dark outside, infact, it was dark!! and, i was watching tv... When all of a sudden I heard out side my house a gorilla i think, he said OOOH OOOH BRAIIIINNNZZZZ.. I was like wtf, then I looked outside my window and nothing was there.. I walked outside, and the door of my house that had a door closed!!1 It was locked... I then heard someone say Harambe wants ur brains. I said ah. I ran into some random forest lol. But he was chasing me.. I shouted UR A DED MEEEEEMMMEEE!!11!1!1!1 an that made him mad, so mad that he was mad. He found mee, and he was holding a furby. The furby said: oooh, how does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they took a SHET? it scared me.. then said FOKIN DISGUSTANG, NOW UR BRAINS MUST BE EATED. Furby exploded.. Harambe said im a zombie, i git revenge on hoomans 4 killig me.. an 2 beeleev i luved them.. I said ur a ded meme.
He ran at me and ate my brainz, now i r a zombiiiieeeeeee, an if ur reading dis, ima eat ur brainz!11!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhqwuyih IM JOE.