>be me

>nephew playing minecraft

>go up strairs to take a faecal dump


>herobrine sitting on toilet and says, "knockers before you burst through the bathroom wooden plank concealing an exit with an axe and shouting 'Here'sssss Johnny!'"

>I piss my covers that hide my anal hole & chode


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