I wuz walking down teh street, wehn I saw Jeff teh fgt. "Move outta teh damn way, fgt", I shouteded. "Lel, 1v1 me, scrub", Jeff teh fgt shouted back. So I 360 no-scoped, hardscoped, quickscoped, trickshotted, headshotted, proneshotted, crouchshotted, nutshotted, combat axed, semtexed, 420 blasted and swan dived Jeff teh fgt off the map. Tehn Jeff teh fgt's fangirls started pooping out of nowhere, so I fired a lazor and died all of tehm.
AND THEN A SPOOPY SKELETON POOPED OUT