John was brought up heavily religious, his parents tout him prayers, he read the bible and would pray to god every night.
At age 17, his parents kicked him out of the house when they found out he was a homosexual.
He became depressed an started taking up drinking.
He eventually became a cashier at a gas station.
One day he came home, shut all his windows and doors and didn't come out for weeks.
A friend went to check on him only to see the most horrific sight in his life.
John was listening to Justin Bieber non-stop, every day.
The friend ran out as the song Baby was blaring down the street.
The friend then tripped and fell, he was then sucked into the house and turned into justin beiber
the FBI nuked the house and justin died.