Such scare Here:

I writed this and the scary doge guy is looking at me. He is such scary and he hurted my cat. I had to sended a bunch of stuffs to teh guys or else I getted kelled by the scary doge guy. He wsa follow me on the interwebnet, and I getted scered so I hided under my bed. He colled me and sed to ask how I was under the bed. I goted a call and teh coller EYE-D sed that I was scary doge guy. So who was phone?! Then a skeledoge popped out.