Weed Jesus is a man who decided to go around and present himself to the people of Maidstone, Kent south east England in hopes that he could bring happiness to the town. He started his journey by arriving in Brenchley gardens and making a stall to sell his favourite products of "happiness". Many people gathered and soon they were under the influence of his "magic". After an hour he had 40 chavs and other Maidstone residents dancing in a circle and throwing their shoes onto the branches above. One person went one step ahead and threw a hair dryer onto a branch which acted as a holy relic for the people. Weed Jesus disappeared 2 hours after the dancing and walked into a bush which was labelled "This is my swamp"